As nuclear war rages between The fearless china, and the dangerous Romania, afew heros will rise so that romania does not get destroyed and make the stock markets plumet.

Rob shneider as Chinese General Xuelan Fang too

Arnold Shwartzinfungnegger as Romanian
president Dr. Freeze

Morgon freeman as Gordon freeman

Jude law as ash trey

Briteny spears as 1998 edition of operation

AND INTRODUCING.
VIN DIESOL AS VIN DIESOL